Переделайте следующие шутки с косвенной речи пож!
1. little john, in a crowded bus, is sitting on his father's lap. an elderly lady enters the bus, and johnny at once jumps down, politely takes off his hat, and says: may st offer you my seat?
2. a traveller, on arriving at a railway station, asked a local man: "well, my friend, as this is my first visit to your town, could you tell me how many hotels you have here? "
local man: we have two.
traveller: now, which of the two would you recommend?
local man: well, frankly speaking, it's like this, sir: whichever one you go to, you'll be sorry you didn't go to the
other.
3. a woman hired a taxi. it began to race along, passing trams, cars, policemen, etc. the woman was frightened, and said to the taxi-driver: "please, be careful. this is the first time i ever rode in a taxi."
"it's all right," answered the taxi-driver. "it is the first time i ever rode in a taxi, too."
4. when conan doyle arrived in boston, he was at once recognized by the cabman whose cab he had engaged. when he was about to pay his fare, the cabman said: "if you please, sir, i should prefer a ticket to your lecture." conan doyle laughed. "tell me," he said, how you knew who i was and i'll give you tickets for your whole family."
"thank you, sir," was the answer. "on the side of your travelling-bag is your name - conan doyle."

1. I had my birthday last week. Before that I wrote invitations and sent them to my friends. I invited all my friends. They came at six o’clock and the party began . We had a lot of fun. We played my favourite computer game and ate the birthday cake. My friends gave me a lot of presents: books, games, sweets and money. My friend Lena brought some balloons and we decorated the room. Then we went outdoors. My Dad set fireworks for us in the evening.

Лишние: saw, off, drank

2. apple - яблоко (на телефоне), coffee - кофе (на кружке),  PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds (на компьютере) - поле битвы игрока неизвестно, smartbuy (флешка) - умная покупка, subway (сеть ресторанов) - метро, подземка, street element (на штанах) - элемент улицы, let (наст. вр.) yourself - позволь себе, break (наст. вр.) your chains - сломать свои цепи.

Хах, на чём я нашёл надписи указывать не нужно, скорее всего, но всё же я указал :)

1. Образуйте сравнительную и превосходную степень следующих прилагательных:

hot - hotter- the hottest

long- longer - the longest

good- better- the best

silly- sillier- the silliest

nice- nicer -the nicest

warm- warmer- the warmest

small- smaller- the smallest

tall- taller- the tallest

bad- worse- the worst

strong- stronger- the strongest

expensive- more expensive- the most expensive

comfortable- more comfortable- the most comfortable

important- more importajt- the most important

pleasant- more pleasant- the most pleasant

beautiful- more beautiful -the most beautiful

2. Translate into English. Переведите на английский язык.

1. Мой папа - высокий мужчина. 2. Джейн старше Майка. 3. 22 июня - самый длинный день в году. 4. Он самый лучший инженер. 5. Он принес ей более красивый цветок.

My father is a tall man.Jane is older than Mike.June 22 is the longest day in a year.He is the best engineer.He brought her a more beautiful flower.

3. Вставьте as ... as или so ... as.

1. Mike is as tall as Pete. 2. Kate is not so nice as Ann. 3. My room is as light as this one. 4. This book is not so thin as that one. 5. Sergei is as old as Michael. 6. She is as young as Tom's brother. 7. This woman is as good as that one. 8. Nick's English is not so good as his friend's. 9.1 am not as tall as Pete. 10. This woman is as young as that one. 12. I am as thin as you. 13. Kate is as lazy as her brother.

4. Раскройте скобки, употребляя тре­бующуюся форму прилагательного.

1. Moscow is the largest city in Russia. 2. The London underground is the oldest in the world. 3. St. Petersburg is one of the beau­tiful cities in the world. 4.What is the name of the highest mountain in Asia?