Ребята ваще не шарю по англиский

Hello! I'll tell you a funny story about how I lost my keys!

Here is how it was:

I, as if nothing had happened, was going to school.

I collected a backpack, put all the textbooks and went to school, and my mother was at home and closed the door behind me. After the lessons, I go home and, without suspecting anything, I go, I open my pocket, and there are no keys there, but I did not lose my head and called my mother to meet me.

Here is a story!

Привет! я расскажу забавную историю про то,как я потерял ключи!

Дело было так:

Я как ни в чём не бывало,собирался в школу.

Собрал рюкзак, положил все учебники и пошёл в школу, а мама была дома и закрыла за мной дверь. После уроков я иду домой и ни в чём не подозревая иду, открываю карман, а там нет ключей, но я не растерялся и позвонил маме, чтобы она встретила меня.

Вот такая история!

I think my childhood is the most wonderful. My childhood fell at a time when such things as mobile phones, the global Internet, laptops, tablets, and the like had just entered life. I did not sit for days at home at the computer, like a zombie, poking my face at the screen. I could not contact my friends, but I always knew where to find them. We played wonderful children's games, which the present generation had not even heard of. In winter, they built entire catacombs and dug trenches from the snow, and now even winter is not the same as it was then. We read books and were much more advanced, although now technologies have advanced a lot.
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