"false*. 1) place your napkin behind the collar of your clothes.

2)you can season the meal before you taste it.

3) when somebody asks you to pass the salt, pass both the salt and pepper.

4) don't drink with your mouth full.

5)when food is caught between your teeth, get rid of it immediately.

6) if you want to sneeze or cough while you are at the table, use your napkin to blow your nose.

7) if the soup is too hot, blow it.

8) when you leave the table to go to the restroom, for example, put your napkin on the chair .

9) hold your knife in the right hand and your fork in the left.

Waiter: Hello Sir and welcome to Kelsey's. May I take your coat?

Customer: Here, hang it someplace safe, it's cashmere.

Waiter: Here's our lunch menu. Do you want to hear our specials?

Customer: Not really, I know your specials better than you do.

Waiter: What would you like to drink?

Customer: Is your ice tea sweetened or unsweetened?

Waiter: We only have sweetened ice tea with lemon Sir.

Customer: I will have sparkling water then.

Waiter: I will give you a few minutes to look at the menu.

5 minutes later Waiter brings a bottle of Perrier and pour into a glass.

Waiter: Have you decided Sir?

Customer: By the way your glasses have spots on them. I will have calamari as an appetizer, and balsamic chicken.

Waiter: Very sorry about the glasses. Chicken comes with a side and a salad.

Customer: I will have Caesar salad and a baked potato with sour cream and chives. Don't overcook the chicken. I mean it! Or I will send it back.

Waiter, bringing calamari and Caesar salad

Waiter: Here you go Sir, how is everything?

Customer: I changed my mind, I want French fries instead of the baked potato.

Waiter: No problem Sir.

20 minutes later Waiter brings the entrée.

Waiter: Here you go Sir, how is everything?

Customer: calamari was chewy and salad was not so fresh.

Waiter: Very sorry about that Sir, would you like me to refill your glass?

Customer: About time! I thought you forgot about me.

20 minutes later Waiter comes back.

Waiter: Are you almost done with your chicken Sir?

Customer: Chicken was cold and dry. And too salty. French fries were soggy.

Waiter picks up the plates.

Waiter: I apologize Sir. Would you like to look at the dessert menu?

Customer: No. Just bring me a cup of coffee and a bran muffin.

Waiter comes back with coffee and muffin.

Waiter: Here is your bill Sir. Will it be cash or card?

Customer: Cash. Customer finishes his lunch, grabs his coat and leaves.

Waiter to himself: Cheapskate  left me 5% tip. I hope he chokes on his bran muffin.      

Mary: Thank you for inviting me to dinner.
Mike: You are welcome. This restaurant is so nice.
Mary: Oh, I like it too. I would like to try something new today. Where's the menu? 
Mike: The waiter's bringing it.
Waiter: Here you are, sir.
Mike: Thank you. Mary, what would you like?
Mary: Oh, I think I would try this new salad with apples and chicken.
Mike: That's a good choice! I will try grilled fish with mashrooms and onion.
Waiter: Are you ready to order, sir?
Mike: Yes, we are. We would like a salad with apples and chicken and grilled fish with mashrooms and onion.
Waiter: Would you like anything to drink?
Mary: Can I have a glass of orange juice and a cup of coffee, please?
Mike: And could I have a cup of black tea?
Waiter: A glass of orange juice, a cup of coffee and a cup of black tea.