9. Complete and tell the joke from memory. An optimist is someone who always look at the good ide o things. A pessimist is someone who looks at the bad side. For example, a pessimist looks at a half-eaten box of candy and as it is half-empty. In the same situation, what do you think a optimist says? Here is another way to tell that same joke. Can you com plete it? Do you know the difference between an optimist and pessimist? A pessimist looks at a half eaten box of candy and says it's An looks at the same box and says it's What other jokes can you tell in English?

Paul is in the park. He often goes after the lessons there.
Now he is going on exciting rides there. 
Pete is at the shool stadium. He is riding a skateboard. He is very good at it.
Steave and Mike are at the zoo. They are taking photos of the animals there. Steave and Mike are intrested in photography. 
Jane is at Sarah"s birthday party.She and her friends are enjoying a birthday cake.
Sue is at home. She is chatting with Linda on the phone. They exchange their shool news every day. 
Bill is at Ted's home. They are doing homework together. Bill often helps Ted with maths. 
Linda rides a horse at the club. She visits the club every Wednesday.

1. stirred - c. moved around with a spoon or stick

2. frank - d. honest and truthful  

3. revenue - a. money from promoting products/services for sale

4. pervasive - e. existing or spreading everywhere

5. smorgasbord - b. a meal from which people serve themselves  

6. insufferable - j. extremely annoying or unpleasant

7. props - f. objects used by actors in a film  

8. signature - g. typical, a calling card  

9. commercial -  h. an advertisement on television or radio  

10. woven - i. made by crossing threads under and over each other