Read the match i'm cold why don't you make a sandwich i'm sad why don't you listen to some happy music i'm thirsty why don't you go for a swim i'm hot why don't you drink some water i'm why don't you jump up and down

I'm cold -  why don't you jump up and down 
i'm sad - why don't you listen to some happy music 
i'm thirsty - why don't you drink some water 
i'm hot  - why don't you go for a swim 
i'm HUNGRY? -  why don't you make a sandwich