Как читается по аглийски стих there was an old man from peru, who dreamt he was eating his shoe, he awoke in the night in a terrible fright and found it was perfectly true.

Ðeə wɒz ən əʊld mæn frɒm pəˈruː
huː drɛmt hiː wɒz ˈiːtɪŋ hɪz ʃuː
hiː əˈwəʊk ɪn ðə naɪt 
ɪn ə ˈtɛrəbl fraɪt 
ænd faʊnd ɪt wɒzˈpɜːfɪktli truː