Be going to1.you (not catch the frogs / count them)​

Соединенное Королевство является конституционной монархией. Это означает, что у него есть король или королева, как глава государства. В настоящее время это королева Елизавета II. Однако монарх имеет очень мало власти и может править только при поддержке парламента.

Члены королевской семьи известны как по имени королевского дома, так и по фамилии. Королева Елизавета II родилась в 1926 году, она является праправнучкой Королевы Виктории (1819-1901). В 1947 году королева Елизавета II вышла замуж за Лейтенанта Филиппа Маунтбеттена. Муж королевы Елизаветы — сын греческого принца

Андрея и один из праправнуков королевы Виктории. Теперь его зовут Принц Филипп, Герцог Эдинбургский.

1) I am a 55 years old school guard. I worked in FBI when I was younger, but at the age of 50 I decided to do something more useful for people around me than to spy on all of them. :D 
2) I think next 10 years of my life I'll protect this school from angry criminals who want to offend students and teachers.
3) I don't have any friends except my guard-dog Max and a little rat Cherry, who lives in the basement.
4) I couldn't stand studying in school, I thought that I am too clever for all of these subject. I was sure that I born to be special. And do to something special. 
5) I hated maths because I had to sit with an annoying guy, who was copying me works all the time.
6) Yes. sure.
7)  I don't think that I'll have any problems with this job because I am a very stong guy. Except girls who will be in love with me, because I am a very hot guy with big shoulders:P
8) A+ of course
9) I don't really remember my childhood. Except the fact that I was in bad relations with all of these people around me. With parents, classmates and so on.  I don't wanna talk about that to be honest.
10) I worked for FBI in the past, and the thing that I am really proud of is that I destroyed several terrorist organizations.
11) I stepped in poop once.
12)  I can't stand boring and pessimistic people. And I hate liers.
13)Yes of course.  IT makes me feel more self-confident.
14) I'll play with my cat and read a book.
15) No, I am not afraid of it. It makes me stronger and helps not to make mistakes in the future
16) For 3 days.
17) I don't really care about my salary. But I think 500dollars a day is enough for me.
18) Purple
19) Flowers for Algernon, Ken Kizi
20) I don;t watch TV
21) Swimming
22) 60
23) You don;t have any reasons for that, I am perfect.
24)Because I am perfect and I even have some  letters of recommendation from FBI
25) I am calm
26) People who can't understand me
27) No, I don;t have any. I've already got your characteristics from FBI
28) you can ask my previous boss about that. But I personally can tell you that I am clever, strong and I like children.